4.10.10

theINVITATION

Last year theBASH was reckless. This year will certainly be worse.

So come out and show your spirit for the 2nd Anniversary of bikeSABBATH, but more importantly pushing pedals in general.


WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

Most critical - all are welcome.

Its a Greenway ride to Harrow for libations, be prepared for a 50 km ride.
There will be libation stops on route to a libation destination (Shooters).
There will again be libation hydration stops on the return home.
There will be explosives.
There will be darkness, bring lights (explosives only illuminate so much).
There will be mayhem.

And you will hopefully live to tell the tale.

5 comments:

  1. Make sure you kiss your loved ones before you leave because you will not come home the same person, or at all. Like when a boat leaves the dock it has a float plan, or when a plane leaves the tarmac it has a flight plan; this ride should be proceeded by an updated will and a ride plan detailing the trip in case something goes amiss. That said it may be the funnest ride of the year and I am pissed I can't make it; damn family commitments. Happy Birthday bikeSABBATH.

    The Butcher

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  2. I think I was there last year, and I'll be there for sure this year. 50km that may be tough given my last four weeks.
    JLo

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  3. Oh JLo...you were there alright, your memory may be faint due to the concussion you suffered as you ran head first into the Greenway Gate.

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  4. Oh yeah I forgot why I needed to replace my helmet this past spring.
    JLo

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  5. whatever happened to taco tony's rides? leaving at 4:30 should give us plenty of time?

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